
THE
NARRATIVE.
No lore dump. No complicated universe. One black cat, one reaction, and an endless supply of bad financial decisions.
01
THE MARKET DOES SOMETHING STUPID.
Top buys. Panic sells. 50x leverage. Another “not financial advice” call.
02
THE CAT NOTICES.
He doesn’t analyze it. He doesn’t fix it. He just watches.
03
THE CAT CLAPS.
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